Gramma’s Off Her Rocker

In the dim and distant past,
When the future wasn’t fast,
Grandma used to sit and knit,
Crochet, tat and babysit.

Grams today are at the gym,
Exercising to keep slim.
They try to jog and swim and hike,
Some even ride a mountain bike.

Gwamma uses her smart phone,
Since she’s hardly ever home.
Knows how to Google, that’s for sure,
Insta-gram was named for her!

Mimi exposes funny quirks,
Enjoys the hotsprings’ extra perks,
Making sure that things are legal,
Nonna’s eyes are like an eagle.

Money matters, BeBe’s your gal,
The tax man is a special pal!
Closing deals in real estate,
Glamma can really mediate.

No use trying to stop or block her,
Now that Gramma’s off her rocker!